Monokerus - Life by The Fliz

Why have a life when you have internet

584,816 notes

yellowmodelchiiick:

A tiger mother lost her cubs from premature labour. Shortly after she became depressed and her health declined, and she was diagnosed with depression. So they wrapped up piglets in tiger cloth, and gave them to the tiger. The tiger now loves these pigs and treats them like her babies.

I HAD TO… i felt forced.

(via allinablur)

Filed under tiger piglet

412,378 notes

renegade-luxray:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

get out

renegade-luxray:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

get out

(Source: darth-the-wakener, via very-fabulous-fallen-angel)

Filed under this is NOT okay i'd like to answer mew but i also want to go with arceus but i see how bulbasaur and rhydon fits too the troubles of pokemon

371,863 notes

scientist:
on average teenagers go on the internet 16 hours a week
me:
you mean per day
scientist:
what
me:
what

Filed under same